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A soft, sturdy cotton tee printed with a bold, vintage-style illustration: a little girl pointing up at a uniformed officer beside text that reads, “My mommy told me not to talk to bastards.” The artwork is rendered in high-contrast black on a clean white background, giving the design a rebellious, street-art edge with a hand-inked feel. Wear it to provoke conversation, to show quiet dissent, or to layer under a jacket for an urban look that balances cheeky attitude with classic simplicity. The crew neck and relaxed cut keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable, while the smooth, durable fabric takes prints beautifully so the image stays crisp wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG + DTF dual printing for sharp, detailed artwork on body, sleeves, and inner neck
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for itch-free, ethically produced wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt – “My Mommy Told Me Not to Talk to Bastards”
$16.75
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$16.75
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Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG + DTF dual printing for sharp, detailed artwork on body, sleeves, and inner neck
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for itch-free, ethically produced wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat