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This white cotton tee wears its sarcasm loud and proud. A vintage-inspired illustration centers the chest: a retro little girl wagging a finger at a stern uniformed officer, paired with bold, cheeky text that reads “My mommy told me not to talk to bastards.” The shirt’s classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it comfortable for everyday wear, while the smooth, strong fabric keeps printed details sharp. It feels like a personal statement piece — for protests, late-night bar runs, or just Tuesday afternoons when you want your humor to do the talking. The overall vibe is tongue-in-cheek, rebellious, and a little nostalgic.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable with a smooth printing surface
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner drape
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — Vintage Girl Graphic “My Mommy Told Me Not to Talk to Bastards”
$16.75
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$16.75
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Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable with a smooth printing surface
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner drape
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat